Epilogues: September 2025
Things That Do Not Exist, an incomplete list: Coincidences; hopeless cats; legitimate uses of fat-free mayonnaise. If you are unsure about that first item, just ask a few cats. Preferably the “hopeless” ones.
Sweetums is a Sweetums
Reasonable people can disagree about some topics. For instance: Colonel Peabody may have served in the Marine Corps or the Air Force. “Batty” may be short for Batilda, Batherine, or Batricia. Berry‘s mother may have called him by his full name, “Gooseberry Magnus Rosenberg,” when he was in trouble. But of one thing, there can […]
Epilogues: May 2025
There is only one month of the year that makes a philosophical statement simply by existing: “May.” Fortunately, one hundred percent of cats make philosophical statements simply by existing.