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What a pain

Cats tolerate so much that they cannot understand. They put up with our insistence upon pants, superfluous expenditures better directed to dairy. They do not give us a hard time for having meetings when we could be laying on the floor. They respect our mysterious need to watch strangers throw balls into hoops and nets. […]

Rare Juel

There is nothing wrong with a new friend. Sweetie may open a trapdoor in your heart that you always thought was a floor. Who knew there was a whole basement of love down there? Jean Claude may show you his ability to fit the entirety of France inside a single one of his cheeks. Lita […]