Happy July, Friends of Faye!

Real Talk: there’s been some drama, y’all.

If you recall from last month’s update, it seemed like there was some weirdness between Faye and potential suitor/bully, Wilbur. Well, in truth, things really took a tough-and-tumble turn. It seems that Faye and Wilbur have been getting into regular, all-out brawls. The tension in Suite C escalated so much, in fact, that Faye has been relocated to Suite B. So far, she is getting along nicely with her new neighbors, so we are all hopeful that she will make some new, gentler friends and be a bit more mellow.

In other news, Faye has also had some continued struggles with diarrhea lately, which we are treating with medication. We are hopeful that this, combined with a more zen environment, will have her feeling better, more comfortable, and back to her glamorous self in no time.

Faye hopes that even though she’s been on the downside of the wheel of fortune, you’re having a splendid mid-summer. It looks like the cool, rainy month of June paved the way for some sunshiny beach weather and warm summer nights. We hope you’re soaking it all in and enjoying every ray of sunshine that comes your way.

Thank you, friends, for being Faye’s besties and for your good thoughts and generous support. And hey, if summer’s got you in the mood for a road trip across the Garden State, maybe you’ll come to visit Faye in person!

Be well, friends. We’ll talk again soon. . .

Your correspondent,
Beth