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Vive le Roi François!

As its own sovereign nation, the Republic of Tabby’s Place is at liberty to establish holidays. There is St. Squeezemeat’s Day, in honor of the genius who first packed liquid poultry into a Go-Gurt tube. There is Skritchmas, a solemn observance of chin rubs and forehead boops. Every third Thursday, the cats thank their Maker […]

Instructions for freedom

Welcome to Tabby’s Place, new cat! You’re here! You’re ours! There are not exclamation points in New Jersey to express the full extent of our joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t mean to alarm you. Please pardon our fireworks. It’s just that you exist, and we are excited. You see, new cat, we’ve been expecting you. You’re the […]

Tiloki plus Kannu

They have a solarium, but their strength is not in the sunbeams. They have a daily Conga line of snacks, but their fullness is not in the food. They have a longer line of admirers than the free sample guy at Costco, even when he has those little raviolis that remind you how good it […]