Martha Stewart used to have a habit of saying, “it’s a good thing.” She seems to have stopped that around the time she went to prison, but I think even Her Perfectness would agree: the following is a good thing. It’s better than cupcakes. It’s better than mandolin music. It’s even better than that scene […]
Oksana came to us with some ghastly name I don’t remember – Kittypoopoo or Newt or some similar. We made her an honorary Olympian, joining kittens Bolt, Phelps, Marion, Yelena, Murray, Solo and Mary Lou. She soon proved she would be the most graceful of them all.
Reports of NJ’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. Gigundo thanks to all our out-of-state, outta sight friends who are checking in. We – the cats, the human beans, and Tabby’s Place itself – are still standing. We are cast down but not destroyed. It’s true what they say: NJ – only the strong survive. And […]
There are days when your inbox is full of grumblers and mumblers, Nigerian lottery announcements, and people inviting you to see their fun webcams/buy their fun Rolexes/try their fun pharmaceuticals. But then there are the days when every color of your inbox fluoresces – and not because you’ve been trying fun pharmaceuticals.
Love covers a multitude of sins. So does an extra-large Snuggie. But I digress.
You won’t make it long in this world if you don’t have friends. There’s no Words With Yourself. Joe Cocker didn’t get by with a little help from his self. Anne of Green Gables wasn’t searching for a bosom self. You gotta have friends. Fortunately, the Tabby’s Place cats have you covered.
I’m of the opinion that we need to have more Feast Days. Given that this isn’t the year 1287, I confess to not being entirely sure how Feast Days are conducted. But I know that there used to be a bunch of them, and I’m confident they were awesome. Basically, all the lords and ladies […]
At the risk of offending every cat who ever thought he was the sun, I have an announcement to announce. It’s not all about us.
If you’ve ever wished you still lived in the times when you could challenge someone to a duel, tomorrow is your lucky day. No, no, you can’t challenge the Schticky vendor or Gwen Cooper to a duel at Catoberfest. (If we get Alice Cooper for Catoberfest 2013, that may be a different story.) But you […]