Oh my dear friends, I have a confession to make.

I could have told you last month, but I thought I’d give you a lovely holiday season where you all felt safe and happy, knowing I was your angel. No, not Angel. More like an Angel. Or, really a devil. Oh, I’m just going to let the music speak for me…

My Prozac’s Back

It went away and I hung around
And bothered cats, every night
And then I beat up a kitty or two…
I did things that weren’t very nice

My Prozac’s back ‘cause I got me in trouble
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
Cats see me comin’ better cut out on the double
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
I’ve been actin’ mean, that part’s not untrue
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
So look out now cause I’m comin’ after you
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back

Hey, gosh knows that I’ve been tryin’
And bein’ bad is fun, no lyin’

I went without it for a pretty short time
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
Now it’s back, my behavior will be fine
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
I’ll try to make you happy if you stroke my handsome brow
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
I’ll purr and head butt you, and might even say “meow”
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back

‘Zac don’t let me do no cheatin’!
No more cats gon’ get a beatin’!

New kitty Olive don’t like us kitty guys
Miau-ooo, miau-ooo
Good think I’ve got the ‘Zac, or I’d cut her down to size
Miau-ooo, wait and see

My Prozac’s back, it will rehab my reputation
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back
My attitude is like I’m on a permanent vacation
Hey-la-day-la my Prozac’s back

Yeah, my Prozac’s back
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
Look out now, yeah, my Prozac’s back
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
If you see me comin’
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
Lap time! Don’t dare you go a-runnin’
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
Alright now
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
My Prozac’s back now
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
Yeah, I’d like a scritch or two…
La-day-la, my Prozac’s back
And I’m always true to you…

I do so love you, in my bad boy way…

Yours,
Boots