Greetings, my dearest friends!
It is once again my favorite month of summer, when we celebrate not only International Cat Day, but Black Cat Appreciation Day, too! The thrill of two totally awesome holidays back to back is enough to make me forget that I’m still on Prozac (Morgan just keeps getting in the way of my fangs and claws, really!) or that I barfed once this month. All becomes well when I remember there are days devoted to me!
You might also remember, my truest of friends, that last year we celebrated the inaugural Boots’ Favorite People Day on August 15th. And here were are once again. In your honor, I got myself in a Frankie Valli frame of mind and wrote a little ditty just for you!
Can’t Take My Paws Off You
You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my paws off you
You deserve lots of head bumps
And then a skritch on the rump
I know that you hold me dear
Every day through the year
You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my paws off you
Pardon the way that I stare
If you were Morgan, I’d glare
When I see you, gal (or chap)
I know I’ll soon be en lap
And since you feel like I feel
Please get me fishes for meals
You’re just too good to be true
I can’t take my paws off you
Horn Break
I love you sponsors
And if it’s quite all right
I need you sponsors
To keep behavin’ right
I love you sponsors
Trust in me when I say
Oh awesome sponsors
You lift me up each day
Oh awesome sponsors
From you I’d never stray
Oh yes, I love you, sponsors
I just love you
You are seriously the best. I love you oodles!
Yours,
Boots