Dear friends,

While on most nice days, I practically live in the solarium, there have been times when I’ve camped out inside for stretches of time. Why? I’m glad you asked. Quite simply, there’s less competition for all the grand gestures of love that pass through here every day.

Speaking of competition, I hear we’re getting two new roommates in Suite FIV. One is a shy grey cat, named Shea. The other is Sebastian. They say he’s quite the survivor, who is sweet as pie and loves human affection. Just what I need, another friendly guy who is going to steal the hearts of my humans. I need a plan, preferably one that doesn’t include violence, since I have vowed to be more inclusive and loving of late.

My public displays of affection for people are now over the top, though not quite as bad as Buddy’s. That cat is shameless. Anyhow, my correspondent snapped a picture of me making biscuits on a pink Hello Kitty blanket. In an effort to restore my tough-guy image, I quickly jumped onto a chair covered in a fatigue-like pattern. I’m hoping that’s the photo she posts.

Thanks for being my loyal friend and supporter. If you can come visit me, I will shower you with lots of love. And if you’re unable to come see me in person, please know that I’m sending you love and good vibes from here.

Your friend,
Lester