I’m happy to tell you that my ‘perfect’ stool has been endlessly praised. I’m trying not to let it go to my head. In fact, I’m doing so well I’m slowly getting back to my regular diet.
This would typically mean that my buddies and I would go back to our all-day dry food smorgasbord. But that’s just not in the stars for us in Suite FIV. Newcomer TeePee is on the same diet that ended our All You Can Eat Buffet in the first place. (The irony is not lost on me.) Goodbye, smorgasbord. No more all-you-can-eat free for all. I can only hope TeePee’s dietary situation changes for the good so we can go back to grazing 24/7. A guy can dream, right?
I’ve been getting along a little better with my suitemates. Maybe my restricted diet made me a little crankier than usual.
I’m still spending lots of time in the solarium enjoying the trees, the sights and sounds of falling leaves, and the smell of autumn air. On some days, when it’s overcast and a little chilly, I like to stay inside and play with my toys. I love it when visitors wave the ‘feather’ around for me. It lets me practice my hunting skills and makes me very happy.
I have a new correspondent. Her name is Mary. She was here socializing a bunch of really cute feral kittens when she agreed to be my friend and correspondent. Feral kitties can be quite the challenge, but it sounds like the little cuties are coming along well. I promised my Mary that I wouldn’t give her as hard a time. In fact, I rubbed up on her leg and gave her my best smooshy face as she scratched my head to let her know what a nice guy I am. I think we’re going to hit it off just fine.
Thank you so much for your continued love and support. You’re the best friends and supporters a lucky guy like me can have.
XOXO,
Lester