Hello, my dear friends!

Finally, spring is really and truly here — I hope you are having a lovely season so far! My spring has already been made golden, because I had a pair of visits this month from some long-time friends of Tabby’s Place. It was so nice to see them, and, of course, we got in some good lap time! Good friends are such a good thing!

I’ve noticed that lately that some other people aren’t looking quite as happy as my visitors and I were, and then I remembered. Tax season. I still don’t get exactly what the agita is all about, but I was reminded of a song another old friend and I penned together – Lap Cat. You might know it by another name, “Tax Man” (my buddy George went on to change it up a bit for his band the Beatles to perform), but I just know you’ll like the original even better!

Lap Cat

Let me tell you how it will be
A chair for you, your legs for me
Cos I’m the lap cat, yeah, I’m the lap cat

Should five minutes you think too short
I’ll still call you my davenport
Cos I’m the lap cat, yeah, I’m the lap cat

If you stroke my head, I’ll purr so sweet
I won’t use my claws (ejection seat!)
If you feel chilled, I’ll be your heat
If you bring some snacks, I’ll eat those treats

Lap cat!
Cos I’m the lap cat, yeah, I’m the lap cat

Don’t ask me if I want some more (Aahh my dear sponsors)
I always will, you can be sure (Aahh my dear peeps)
Cos I’m the lap cat, yeah, I’m the lap cat

Now I’d advise you sit right there
After our snugs, you’ll wear cat hair
Cos I’m the lap cat, yeah, I’m the lap cat

And I love you, my dear devotees!
Lap cat!

 

And you know I do love you! I hope this month is wonderful for you. And please remember, if you need any lap advice, come in to see your friendly lap professional – me!

Yours,
Boots