Spring greetings, everyone, Ana here!

I’ve been thinking… Tabby’s Place offers me everything: all my friends, my food (that’s right – MY food, don’t even think about it), my bed, the humans (who are an exceptionally odd looking species, they’re all so… bald.)

But I have a bone to pick. Nowhere, not on one wall, anywhere, do I see a picture of my Hollywood honey: Leonardo DiCaprio.

I want my Leonardo DiCaprio fan club poster! I sent in my box tops, I saved my rewards points, I licked the stamp, I…

Wait – no… I ate the stamp.

Oops.

Okay, so I guess my Leonardo DiCaprio fan club poster isn’t coming.

Last month, when all the staff went home, my roommate Tigger and I snuck in to Jonathan’s office and watched a movie (and ate lots and lots of Oreo (bruuhhhhp) cookies.)

We saw Catch Me if You Can.

Ohhhh… LEO! Rrrrrrrrrowl!!!!

He’s so…. bald.

BUT IS HE HOT OR WHAT’! ROWL!

Tigger saw the movie FIVE times! He said he learned all SORTS of tricks! Just the other day we both slipped out past a staff member when she opened the door. Hah!

And then Jonathan came in once, and Tigger made this mad dash, yelling, “Catch me if you can!”

Jonathan quickly put our plates of food down and ran out looking for Tigger. Of course, he couldn’t find him, heh heh.

THAT, my dear friends, is because Tigger had slipped right past Jonathan AGAIN, back into our room, where we both got down to some major chow while Jonathan continued looking for Tigger.

Heh.

Mischievous we may be, but my dreamboy honeyman Leo would have been proud.

Spring is almost here! Just you wait, I’m coming for you Leo, you look out!