Hey, Ana here! Yea, yea, I know – Daniel, my correspondent, is slacking off again, and I got tired waiting.

Yes, he does visit me; he tells me stories and listens to mine, and we have a great time, of course.

But I’ve been bugging him for weeks to show me how to get online. Again, it’s this opposable thumb issue. Major feline design flaw.

Annnnyway, Daniel says I “only want to get online so I can play with the mouse.”

Hah. How little he knows. He’s such a… human.

I have far bigger aspirations. It’s a new year! And not just ANY new year; it’s a year for new ideas, new possibilities, new…. potential.

That said, since Apple introduced the “iPhone” this week, *I* am launching “iCat” this week.

That’s right, I’m going head to head with the big guys. I know what I’m doing. Let Desi, Jonathan, Pamela and the others have their silly iPods. Now, with the iCat, I am going to corner the market.

Or the nearest litter box. Or food dish. Whichever comes first.

So, with this new iCat, I can now blog all on my own and share with you what I’m doing and how grateful I am that you’re all my friends and are sponsoring me.

I have an all new prescription food. Desi stopped eating the other diet. He was beginning to starve himself. He watches True Hollywood Stories too much. Doesn’t he know starving yourself went out in the 80s’ His defense is that he wasn’t born in the 80’s. Hah. Another slacker.

Personally, I like the new diet. It has both dry and wet varieties, which makes Desi happy (the old diet was only dry food, how boring!)

And I like this new diet too. Very tasty. No chocolate, but I can deal with that. Desi thinks I only like chocolate because I’m a romantic.

How little he knows. P’shaw.

Okay, that’s it for my first iCat entry (though I logged in using Daniel’s account.) And the opposable thumb issue’ Daniel forgets I have nails, and they can reach the individual keys just fine. Plus, I can type 75 words a minute.

Humans. P’shaw.