Happy April, dear Royal Family! Queen Prescott and I hope this month’s missive finds you blissful. If we could, we would bring you as many sherbet-colored tulips as we can carry. Just picture me wobbling up to your doorstep with Prescott in my bicycle basket. Our darling queen has been riding high this month, with […]

Happy March, dear Royal Family! Oh goodness, where do we begin? How shall we bear all this happiness? There is the sweetness of springtime, kidnapping the doldrums and dressing them in yellow daffodil top-hats. There is St. Patrick’s Day, when shamrocks skateboard down rainbows until every lonely leprechaun finds a song. And then there is […]

Happy Valentine’s Eve, beloved sponsors! Let’s get this out of the way first. Whatever your feelings about this complicated, chocolate-coated holiday, this stands to be your best Valentine’s Day ever. You are living at the marshmallow center of the truffle. Your name is written in curly cursive on the handmade card with extra glitter. You […]

Happy New Year, Royal Family! I hope December’s whirlwind wrapped you in peace. I hope the holiday hurly-burly has placed you gently back into your comforting routines. I hope you forgot to put away at least one snowman or Santa, so you will remember all January that sweetness stays in season. I hope you know […]

Happy December, Royal Family! We made it. Here we are, together in the twelfth month, 2023’s eleventh hour. Queen Prescott the Great and Good promises: it’s going to be a ten. This time last year, she had nine lives left. Now, the count is more like eight. But when she starts counting her blessings, Prescott […]