Happy July, Royal Family! You are cooler than a sprint through the sprinklers. You are more magical than the music of the ice cream truck. You have more light than a sky full of fireworks. You are sweeter than the best blueberry at the farm stand. You are the sum total of summer’s splendor, and […]

Happy June, Royal Family! We are six days from summer and one hundred percent where we belong: together. I’m afraid there is a pressing matter to which we must attend. It appears our ladyship has been on the receiving end of shenanigans. Making matters more shocking, the perpetrator is… …no, no, no, I shouldn’t babble […]

A merry month of May to the most marvelous, merciful, magnificent people on Earth! (That is coming directly from Prescott, although I certainly agree.) Prescott and I hope this sweet season is treating you like the royalty you are. As far as we’re concerned, to love is to reign. You love our cats so much, […]

Dear Royal Family, Happy spring to Prescott’s precious people. You are the roses in her crown. You are the sunbeams on her stripes. You are the epitome of April from January to December. But you are not going to believe what I am about to tell you. You have the good hearts, good sense, and […]

Top o’ the mornin’ to ye, royal family! Aye, it’s true that St. Patrick’s Day is technically two days away. But as you know, Queen Prescott is not bound to the calendar. Prescott is not even bound by the force of gravity. And, being Prescott, she has issued a global decree that every living creature […]