Greetings, Fellow Tabsters!

Thought it was time I chime in here (albeit I’m always just a weeee behind in traffic; who invented 24 hour clocks anyway’ In these sophisticated times, can someone please invent the 25th hour’!)

I saw Ana just the other day, and she’s doing remarkably well. Her spirits, purr and affections are in top running order (especially the purr factor.) If I didn’t know any better, I’d say she’s auditioning for “America’s Got Talent,” impersonating a Mini-Cooper.

You know, when you stop to think about it, she sort of looks like a Mini-Cooper. Work with me here … think about it – take a Mini, give it a specialized paint job (“Excuse me, does this come in tabby’”), fire it up and well, you have Anastasia.

Oh perish the thought, I say! I can just see it now: Detroit has all those “something-a” names for their cars – the Toyota Celica, the Nissan Sentra. What about the Plymouth Anastasia’

Mind you, our dear Ana gets much better mileage than a motor car. And she’s softer. Who needs leather when you can have a kitty’

Fact: switch to kitty litter and oil prices will plummet.

Fact: cars don’t run on kitty litter. Disregard previous fact.

Stop, park the car and pet your cat. This is what Ana shared with me on my last visit.

Random thought: watching our cats eat, all piled up amongst each other and their plates, looks not unlike the Holland Tunnel at 5:30.

Have I digressed’ Have you clicked elsewhere’ Come back!

Ana mentioned Amstel moved out because she wasn’t adjusting to the diet well. Desi’s there, however, keeping Ana really good company.

Ana’s primary issue is that now they need some bridge partners. You think it’s impossible to play with just three’ Try two!

Ana and Desi now play Texas hold ’em. I’ve got a few bucks, anyone in’

Thanks, as always, for your continued support.