Uhmmm… excuse me’ Can someone please explain this… this… gray… view I have’ It IS April, is it not’ Why is it cold’ Where is the warm sun’ I sent out for some SPF-9, but not only has it not arrived, I’ve been told I’m not allowed to wear suntan lotion on account that I’m: […]

Spring greetings, everyone, Ana here! I’ve been thinking… Tabby’s Place offers me everything: all my friends, my food (that’s right – MY food, don’t even think about it), my bed, the humans (who are an exceptionally odd looking species, they’re all so… bald.) But I have a bone to pick. Nowhere, not on one wall, […]

Ahhh, it feels like old dorm-room college days here! Wait. I never went to college. Strike that. Ahhh, it feels like old summer camp days here! Wait. I never went to summer camp. Strike that too. Wait again. It’s not summer. It snowing harder than dander on a Purr and Shoulders commercial. Strike that too. […]

Hey, Ana here! Yea, yea, I know – Daniel, my correspondent, is slacking off again, and I got tired waiting. Yes, he does visit me; he tells me stories and listens to mine, and we have a great time, of course. But I’ve been bugging him for weeks to show me how to get online. […]

Merry Meowlidays, everyone! It’s me, Anastasia! Dan’s busy under the tree finding all the ornaments that Desi and I took off for him, so I’m posting on his behalf. Look, when he suggested “trim the tree” I thought he meant it literally, so I in turn removed all the ornaments as Desi shaved each and […]