Do you ever wonder if you’re the only one who…?
There are so many ways to finish that sentence, and all of them feel lonely.
Do you ever wonder if you’re the only one who…?
There are so many ways to finish that sentence, and all of them feel lonely.
Y’all may have heard that British succession rights changed recently.
But one royal rule hasn’t changed, isn’t changing, and ain’t gonna change even if you sit up and beg for buttermilk: there’s only one Queen in Suite B.
Back in middle school, I had a good friend who was known for exclaiming, during tough times, “How am I expected to remain victorious under these circumstances??!”
Yeah. I was a weird middle schooler. (I’ve changed a lot not at all.) But, today, the news is wall-to-wall victorious.
Be it known: Tabby’s Place cats will no longer settle for just any old cheezburger.
Now that they know about Das Burger and The Bravest Man In All The Land, their standards are permanently raised…through the roof.
I’ve always liked the expression “he swears like a longshoreman.”
My liking hasn’t been tempered by the fact that I rarely swear and have never met any longshoremen. Or at least, I didn’t until Burdock came along.