I was originally going to make this post’s name a play off the children’s story Sarah Plain and Tall.
But I’m afraid that won’t work here. That other Sarah may have lived up to that title, but there’s nothing plain about the Tabby’s Place Sarah. (Or tall, come to think of it.)


Maybe they need therapy. Then again, when you’re in (stereotypical) therapy, you - the human bean - are lying on a couch, right?