You’ve not heard much about Miss Bea before.
That’s not for lack of agitation.
It ain’t our first time at this here rodeo.*
We’ve had an anxious quintet from Southern parts before.
It’s my even greater pleasure to introduce you to a face you’ll never forget, Sweet Pea.
Take it away, dear ladies… Continue reading » » »
Two to FOUR FEET! they said.
HISTORIC PROPORTIONS! they said.
STOCK UP ON RING DINGS AND MOUNTAIN DEW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! they said.
WE’RE ALL FIXIN’ TO DIIIIIIE! they said. AND NOW FOR A MESSAGE FROM SHOVELS ‘R US!
Public service announcement: you are in immediate danger of hyperglycemia.
If sweetness isn’t your style, I’d urge you to make your way to the nearest exit. Really. Hurry. Continue reading » » »