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Epilogues: January 2016

Epilogues: January 2016

24319678432_a6d13cd665_zIt’s official.

We’ve made it this far, which means we’re gonna make it.

If Bacon were a candidate, he'd be Marco Rubio, 'cause he's got a cute smile.
If Bacon were a candidate, he’d be Marco Rubio, ’cause he’s got a cute smile.

We made it through an obscene string of losses.

We made it through the Iowa caucuses (which, as Dr. C pointed out, would be cooler if they were called caucci).

We made it through Dirty Grandpa.

We made it through the waist-deep wackdom of January.

And we’re still breathing, purring, singing, fighting for the joy. It’s ours, and it made itself known even amidst the muck:

Arrived: Bowie, Iman, Rickman, Badger, Joni, Lita, Lemmy, Mazee, Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe, Tiger, Amos

Adopted: LaFawnduh, Bryce, Indie, Amy & Michele (together), Smokey, Socks, Milka

Returned: Owen, Smokey, Simba

If Jabba were a candidate, he'd be Chris Christie for obvious reasons.
If Jabba were a candidate, he’d be Chris Christie for obvious reasons.

Readopted almost immediately: Smokey

Cleared from Quarantine: Bacon, Lucille, Emmy, Oscar, Jabba, Mr. Grey Fluffy Pants, Cassandra, Kaycee

Banished to Ringworm: NOOOOOO ONE.

Cleared from Ringworm: Abby (pictured in top thumbnail)

Promoted to the Community Room: Abby, Sandy, Kaycee, Cassandra

Newly sponsorable: Bubbles, Mr. Grey Fluffy Pants, Piper, Wilhelmina, Henrietta

Promoted to heaven: Skittles, Bo, Hocus, Queen

Onwards, kittens. February, please be kind.

 

And if Bubbles were a candidate, she'd be Jeb Bush, Martin O'Malley and Lindsey Graham, because she's just a little overwhelmed right now and kind of wants to go home and watch Netflix.
And if Bubbles were a candidate, she’d be Jeb Bush, Martin O’Malley and Lindsey Graham, because she’s just a little overwhelmed right now and kind of wants to go home and watch Netflix.

1 thought on “Epilogues: January 2016

  1. Half way through February but still never too late to say thank you for this update – and to say “Rest in Peace” to wonderful kitties Skittles, Bo, Hocus and Queen. Keep safe and warm, Tabby’s Place – we love you.

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