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Because Fridays deserve infinite awesome

Because Fridays deserve infinite awesome

18144471455_0c40ebc97e_zI don’t know where your mind wanders when it wanders.

I don’t know what’s on your heart and on your soul today.

I do know, with the certainty of 10,000 credos, that you are about to be emptied of all such things.Whether you’re trying to decide between pad Thai and Korean BBQ or plotting your presidential run, your thoughts are about to be reduced to one:

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Welcome to the kitten hive at Tabby's Place.
Welcome to the kitten hive at Tabby’s Place.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You are being assimilated in 3...2...
You are being assimilated in 3…2…

I wonder how much I could say here that would go unnoticed?

"We've been expecting you."
“We’ve been expecting you.”

Every single member of the Tabby’s Place staff is a love child of Neil Diamond.

"I am Starlord, and I shall lord it over your brain, which is now a puddle of gelatinous goo."
“I am Starlord, and I shall lord it over your brain, which is now a puddle of gelatinous goo.”

If Hamlet is the Prince of Denmark, is Omelet the Prince of Breakfast?

Peter and Jan: "Marcia who?"
Peter and Jan: “Marcia who?”

This weekend I’m going paddleboating with the Sultan of Brunei.

"Oh, hello there."
“Oh, hello there.”

THE CALICO IS STILL AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION.

"It's me, Frescaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
“It’s me, Frescaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

Have an insanely outstanding weekend, kittens.

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