It’s too late for us.

I hope you’ll say nice things about us human beans at Tabby’s Place, because…well…we’re gone.

Our hearts, that is.

Stolen. Absconded-with. Pulverized, liquefied, macerated and abdicated. Never to be seen again.

Try to save yourself. Go on without us. There’s still hope for you.

What’s that? Too late for you too? Oh…

The mass theft of our hearts is especially egregious when you note that they were carted off by a cat with only one front leg.

Actually, hearts aren’t the only things in short order right now. Our brains are also being stolen - or, more accurately, turned into Silly Putty. (Maybe Glitter Putty. But all the same…) In the presence of this particular feline, the most we can do is say intelligent and thoughty things like: “Guhhhhhhh.”

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I’m about to go turn into a pool of Sabrina-smitten blubbering goo on the floor.

PS Bonus Gratuitous Cat Photo Of The Day: Sabrina is not, despite all this, the single most awesomest cat ever. That would be, needless to say (and courtesy of Jess)…

Tags: gratuitous cat photo, sabrina, webster

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