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April 4th, 2009 [4 Comments]

People are Idiots: Cat Bong

by Jonathan | Category: News

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I’m a libertarian, so I support adults doing whatever they want with their own bodies, including ingesting various substances of questionable utility.  But,  leave the cats alone.

So, this guy thinks that his 6-month old kitten is being too rambunctious and needs to be calmed down.  First sign of idiocy: kittens are supposed to be rambunctious.  Duh.

Next he decides that marijuana is a good way to calm the cat.  So, does he just blow smoke at the kitten (which would be bad enough)?  No, he stuffs the cat into a home-made bong and starts smoking (see video on right).

The pinhead was caught because he was seen smoking the bong by police.  Note: if you’re going to smoke a bong, do it where the police can’t see you.

The guy was fined $400 for animal abuse, but still has drug charges pending.  Let’s hope they nail him on those.

And the cat is fine, though he now has a strange afinity for the music of the 13th Floor Elevators.


4 Responses to “People are Idiots: Cat Bong”

  1. fredhetz says:

    Does anyone know if he’ll be allowed to keep the kitten or is the $400 the extent of the punishment?

    • Jonathan says:

      The video mentions that the cat is now in the hands of the local humane shelter. Given this, I think it’s highly unlikely that he would get the cat back.

    • fredhetz says:

      Thanks, Jonathan — I was guessing that was the case.

  2. dodgerzdad says:

    Four hundred dollars sounds a little light. Maybe you should add to the application form, “At what point would you consider declawing and/or sharing a bong with the cat?”.

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